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guest letter of the day, from senbird48:

Hey Bored Office Temp,

Perhaps you need a job more stimulating, but your fantasies about Clay Aiken being gay, is just that fantasy. My family lives in Raleigh, NC where Clay is from, and he is VERY heterosexual. He did not go to Raleigh High School, so any crap that comes from people saying that he went there is totally false. Clay is a very good Christian young man. He went to church all the time, listens to Christian Contemporary music, also singing in church. He listens to the great Shania Twain, and Faith Hill, for they are his favorite female singers. He is very intellectual, being on his executive council at school, and he threw himself into his studies at college because he wanted to make something of himself. He has extremely good morals, and is VERY fussy about his women, just like my son is. Old and dear friends of his, say that he has dated girls, but not recently, because he wasn't the type that women fell all over, or at least the ones that HE liked. So, he would just hang out like the basic dating scene. Clay is not a playboy. He fully realizes that he must increase his weight, for he is now in the public eye. Rome wasn't built in a day. He can't help it that all of a sudden he has been turned into a beautiful swan. Stop the shit. He should never have to answer such a question. He'll ignore it completely, and so would I. That is a total insult to his inegrity, and he has lots of it. His religion even condemns it. So, go take your devil worship somewhere else, and pick on someone else.

Also, remember Carla Rasmussen? When she was on Idol her boyfriend was VERY jealous of Clay, because she and Clay had so much chemistry. He really liked her. I wondered myself ,whether, something was going on with them. Clay is not completely comfortable with his image yet. Would you? So, go take your shit elsewhere.


wow, i guess all the homos go to raleigh high school! you seem to forget though, that him being a 'very good christian young man' is also a great argument for the case that he is gay. don't forget that the death rate of priests from aids is four times higher than the national average. i don't think these priests are shooting drugs, do you? your letter is so funny to me because when i was in high school these were all the exact same excuses i used to explain my lack of sexuality to my parents and friends. i said i was picky. i went to church a lot. church is like the best explanation for a lack of interest in punany.

i'm sad that you equate being gay with bad morals. 'very fussy about his women?' 'just like' your son? buddy, you might want to check under junior's mattress for hidden issues of 'freshmen.'

you're right. rome wasn't built in a day. they could have done it though if they weren't having all those gay orgies.

carmen's boyfriend should be very jealous of clay. i bet carmen's boyfriend never did her nails or braided her hair or gossiped with her about which backstreet boy is the cutest (kevin). yeah, clay is a huge threat to his manhood.

you've inspired me. i will take my devil worship elsewhere. i will go back to church and remember the days when i was an altar boy. when i wore a dress, drank some wine, got on my knees and put a 'biscuit' in my mouth. okay, i'm being too graphic. the biscuit is a metaphor for the 'body' of christ. hmm. that's pretty graphic too. maybe church is really one big metaphor for liquored up tranny boy-sex.


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