the awesome/terrifying freedom

the most amazing thing about watching the early auditions is seeing the legions of bad high school drama homos parade in and out of that room. do we need any other evidence that gay behavioral traits are innate and not chosen? i wonder when i first started to show my gayness. i have a feeling it was around kindergarten when i desperately wanted a play kitchen to make play food in.

american idol sucks until the finals. i can't stand it. i kept switching back and forth to 'the apprentice,' which is my new favorite show. i love that they are all smart, successful type A personalities at war with each other as they work through creative challenges. damn i wish i was a type A sometimes. i think i'm borderline type A. i get reeeeaaaaaly lazy. and then moderately productive.

after 'the apprentice' i fell upon 'america's next top model,' which is my new favorite show. pure pretty-girls-trapped-in-gay-dominated-enterprise bitchfest.

in other news, michaelangelo signorile wrote a brillant slam letter to dick cheney's lesbian traitor daughter. check it out at www.signorile.com