why mario vasquez is gay
published Tuesday, March 15, 2005 by j | email this post
because his family knew nothing about the 'family reasons' he cited for dropping.
because he wears that hat cocked to one side.
because he was a bitch to me once at 'barrage' on 47th and 9th. oh. wait. sorry, that was jai rodriguez. sorry, i get them mixed up.
because i get him mixed up with jai rodriguez.
so mario, come the hell out to your family already, and use your ten seconds of media time to come out nationally. you got yourself out of the idol contract - which means you don't have to pretend you're 'just sensitive' while singing at shopping malls and then trolling for tricks on gay.com every night the way clay aiken does.