my unproduced short films part 1:
published Tuesday, May 23, 2006 by j | email this post
spoof of crash.
open with: me at a party. one of the guests asks me what i thought of 'crash,' and i immediately launch into a tirade of how much i hated it, despised it, how the racial issues were simplistic, how much it was like easy, convenient emotional rape, and if there was one
more ironic conicidence by which a character 'learns a lesson' i would drive to hollywood and shoot paul haggis myself.
me in a car crash being saved by a guy in a 'crash' video box costume.
me: no! not you! anyone but you!