the awesome/terrifying freedom

'bravo' to bravo for launching a new show 'boy meets boy' which should be called 'joe homo.'

one lucky guy gets to date a bunch of other guys, some of whom are straight men pretending to be gay.

this is so awesome. the best part will be at the end when the chosen guy says 'surprise! i'm straight!' and the main guy goes 'no way! but you give such great head!' i'd also love to see a 'bachelorette' where all the men are gay pretending to be straight. although, that's already the case on most dating shows - overpumped gay men hoping to lauch their acting careers by appearing on 'blind date.'

the office of obvious evolutionary traits has shown that hot men have the best sperm. which makes me wonder: a) are the men hot because they have good sperm, or b) do they have good sperm because they're hot? i'm sure it goes hand in hand. although if option a were the case, it could provide a fun new interactive (and non-subjective) way to relaunch the show 'are you hot?' all you'd need is a bottle of lotion and a test tube.

it also gives rise to all these fun questions i have about human nature and 'extreme makeover.' these people are cheating the evolutionary process! they are tricking the brain's 'good gene' detectors into thinking ugly people have good genes. people are born ugly for one reason: as a warning label to potential humping partners that 'babies resulting from this coupling may not appear human.'

although there is the whole phenomenon of really hot people having ugly parents. does this really happen as often as we think or is it just one of those things we think happens alot because when we do see it we notice it? i need my own laboratory.