the awesome/terrifying freedom

someone found my blog today by typing "how to groom pubic hair" into msn search. very carefully my friend, very carefully.

it was the best night ever for american idol - with only a handful of mckibbins in the top 12. it's attack of the black divas - and if america votes sensibly, the final few weeks will be an amazing showdown. all of the men are terrible, unwatchable, horrible. george huff is alright, but c'mon. next to fantasia and latoya there's no contest. and why does simon like that bland red haired kid so much? why does america like that bland red haired kid so much? why to red and purple haired kids always do so well on american idol despite a huge lack of talent? ah the mysteries of the world..

george huff is gay. so is the red haired kid. oh, and so is that football playing 'uncle.' and jon peter lewis is gay - as in 'gaywad."