the awesome/terrifying freedom

i missed almost all of american idol except for the very end when each of the finalists got three seconds to dance around and whore themselves for the camera, in what is to become a lifetime of whoring for one 'lucky' winner.

the guys. have we gone back to the grunge years? voices schmoices i want hot boys. and this year there's really only one that i like - jared yates. though i have a feeling he will be condemned to the jd adams club of early dismissal obscurity. at least everyone in that club gets to bang kimberley caldwell.

so, who's gay? anthony federov is sorta gay. the ultra christian thing blocks the gaydar a tad. i haven't had a chance to really observe these people's behavior, so i'm making gay/not gay judgements based entirely on their pictures. i'm gonna say that mario vasques is gay. and judd harris is gay. and i'm pretty sure vonzell solomon is in my kickboxing class = lesbo. and mr. jared says he has clay aiken's cd in his cd player, which means he's a huge homo. huge.