there is justice after all. i want to belive that majority opinions can be right, i want to believe mary! unfortunately, as arianna huffington points out, majority opinions are responsible for making 'macarena' the number one song for 14 straight weeks. sobering.
which is why josh (gracin' you with my presence) gracin's expulsion from american idol is a sweet sweet moment indeed. the new mckibbin is gone! perhaps i can have faith in our country again, and rest easier knowing that as we speak josh is trading in his singin' shoes for an AK-47. well, maybe we shouldn't rest so easy.
what is it about clay that makes so many millons of people type "clay aiken gay" into google? nobody types this about ruben or josh. the world obviously suspects him of being gay, but are these googlers hopeful? fearful? are they teenage girls doing background checks on their latest crush, or creepy balding men with 'play basements' doing recruitment research? one thing's fur sure, clay's sexual mystery is the new macguffin to replace the loss of the new mckibbin.