the awesome/terrifying freedom

a: sorry to bother you.

k: no bother.

a: it is. it's a bother. this chair.

k: yes.

a: this chair that i waited six weeks for.

k: yes.

a: well it's the wrong size.

k: what do you mean.

a: well, the whole point of getting the chair was so that it would be the right size. and this one is the wrong size.

k: did you tell v.

a: well i don't know who to tell. that was that whole point that it be the right size.

k: well let's call x and see where the mistake happened.

a: that was the whole point that it be the right size.

k: yes.

a: that was the whole point.

k: yes.

a: that it be the right size.

k: (on the phone) hi x, just calling to figure out what to do about this chair, i guess it's the wrong size, call me back.

a: that was the whole point of this.

k: yes.

a: that it be/

k: yes.

a: the right size.