a fun thing to do is to assign horoscope-type significance to snack foods. i love playing this game, and i think you'll find that it's a good way to run your life. when opening a packet of m&m's pay careful attention to the first color to emerge from the bag. brown means you're going to have an uncomfortable poo. blue means suicidal depression. green means gangrene. yellow means jaundice. orange means gastroesophageal acid reflux, and red means accidental death within 24 hours. enjoy!
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