the awesome/terrifying freedom

Now that you have been banished to the land of wind and ghosts,what must we,your legions of fans,call you?
If you really want your identity back,try NOT paying your taxes next April. Committing a violent crime will have
the same effect, but I'd go with tax evasion. The IRS will let you know exactly who you are without the messy inconvience
of prison time,just a hefty fine.
MaryIndiana

oh, it's a great idea! except, i usually get taxes back - and me wants my moolah. i'd also like to be able to get on a plane and go home for x-mas (which is probably how long it will take to replace all of my documents). documents documents. and photos. why do we rely on these things to establish identity? why isn't there a fingerprint id system at the DMV? or the social security office? do i have to kill someone and leave prints all over the weapon before existing technology is used to 'officially' id me in the easiest way possible? lame lame and lame.