tackiest gift in the world: paris round 2
published Monday, January 28, 2008 by j | email this post
honestly, where paris is concerned, nothing will ever, ever beat emily's commando in action paris for men
. but that didn't stop me from trying. i combed that city up and down looking for that horrible je ne sais quois. friends were bringing me tacky shit left and right, but i turned it all away. no, the perfect tacky gift has to work on multiple levels. it has to say something both about the character of the city, and the character of the tourists they hope to sucker into buying their crap. like finding clothes that fit at filene's basement, it takes perseverance.
which brings us to my paris entry in the international competition. behold. relive the glory of aristocratic france.
previous tackiest gifts in the world:las vegas stripper bottle openercommando in action paris for menthe horny hillbillyairbrushed overalls w/ baby white tiger tshirt