the awesome/terrifying freedom

finally heard clay's song and saw the video.

dear lord. 'invisible.' he says 'if i was invisible i'd do this and i'd do that blah blah. if i was invisible i'd whack off in the varsity football shower, if i was invisible i'd make out with ryan seacrest while he was sleeping, if i was invisible...'

and this is the best part of the song, he goes 'if i was invisible... wait, i already am!'

ooh, snap! the heartwrenching irony. who can stand it? see, he says 'if i was invisible i'd have all this power, but oh dear sweet cruel lord above, you -have- made me invisible, invisble to 'her,' the object of my forced affection, thus making me powerless.'

i haven't said it in awhile, so i'll say it again.

clay aiken is a homo. homo is clay. aiken is homo is clay. homohomohomohomo